Oh dear! You are such handsome! I'm stuck in hohlocountry! I wanna get out of there! I dont want to defend avdeevka or sturm the posadka! I just hope, you are not voenkom! Aren't you? Will you help me to cross the ukrborder? Somewhere to the east, please! Please! Please!
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Oh no! I'm stuck! Help me, step-stranger!